You know how to tell if you're a badass? Well, one sure sign is if some whacko Baptist church protests your memorial service because you taught "rebellion against God, in the form of glorifying atheism, promoting the devil horn hand sign and other such idolatries." Ronnie James Dio was such a badass! Another good indication of that point is Hell's Kitchen will be honoring the "fucking coolest little midget in rock" Wednesday. Think free show, buck-fifty PBRs and devil horns.

[Hell's Kitchen, 9 p.m., no cover, 928 Pacific Ave., Tacoma, 253.759.6003]