There are few things the Weekly Volcano loves more than two cauliflower-eared, unincorporated Pierce County street tough looking knuckle-draggers beating the living shit out of each other for the small time glory and applause only a crowd of blood thirsty, alcohol lubed, community college dropouts and union electricians can bestow. Luckily for us, and you - if you take similar enjoyment from witnessing the decay of civilized society firsthand - the Emerald Queen Casino is hosting CageSport XI Saturday, where a bunch of protein shake brawlers will put it all on the line.

[Emerald Queen Casino, 7 p.m., $35-$100, 2024 E. 29th St., Tacoma, Ticketmaster]