Zak Morgan will bring his kids-centric shtick to the Broadway Center for the Performing Arts' Theatre on the Square this Saturday and Sunday. Crude, inappropriate, sure-to-draw-letters-of-ire jokes aside, Morgan's work is Grammy-nominated and described as sophisticated, heavy on the witty wordplay and full of lessons. That's exactly what kids today need ... so they don't end up like us.

[Theatre on the Square, 3 p.m., $16-$24, 901 Broadway, Tacoma, 253.591.2013]