With no discernable positive qualities other than dimples and rock-hard abs, Mario Lopez, who still manages to live a life of D-List celebrity, will  appear Saturday at the South Hill Mall in Puyallup for a meet and greet with fans. Lopez will be joined by his wife, Courtney Mazza, which makes a lot of sense since she's the by-default co-star of Mario's new VH1 reality series Saved by the Baby. Get iT? Because he used to be A.C. Slater? Get it?

PREDICTION: What do you want from us, people? Do you really want a Kelly Kapowski joke? Do you really want us to reference Zach Morris' ability to make early '90s tweens tingle? Maybe a Belding joke? A Bayside High shout out? Do you want a mention of Screech's later-life sex tape? Jesus ... it's a bizarre world we live in.

Mario Lopez Autograph Session

Saturday, Nov. 27, 1-3 p.m., free autographs
South Hill Mall
3500 S. Meridian, Puyallup
253.840.5340